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Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.  

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No pain...good!

        
Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?  
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?  

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:  Will  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  
A:  Are you crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?
 
A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  
A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!  

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

 

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Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:51:44 -0800 Aging http://hydergulam.com/aging http://hydergulam.com/aging



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George Carlin on aging!

(Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. 

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk ! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!!
You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away




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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:32:04 -0800 [Muslim Leadership Training Program 2011] ICV's President Visited ABIM http://hydergulam.com/muslim-leadership-training-program-2011-icvs http://hydergulam.com/muslim-leadership-training-program-2011-icvs
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ICV's President Visited ABIM

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Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:22:43 -0800 The Year in Review - 2011 http://hydergulam.com/the-year-in-review-2011 http://hydergulam.com/the-year-in-review-2011
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Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:09:11 -0800 Muslim Legal Network http://hydergulam.com/muslim-legal-network http://hydergulam.com/muslim-legal-network
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Awesome information note - well done to all involved.

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Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:38:41 -0800 Number 32 of Melbourne's Top 100 influential people http://hydergulam.com/number-32-of-melbournes-top-100-influential-p http://hydergulam.com/number-32-of-melbournes-top-100-influential-p
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Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:39:40 -0800 Quips and Barbs http://hydergulam.com/quips-and-barbs http://hydergulam.com/quips-and-barbs
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language  got boiled down to four-letter words.

  A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike
and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

Lady to Winston Churchill, "If I were your wife, I would give you poison." To which Churchill responded, "Madam, if I were your husband, I would take it!"

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great  pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."  William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway.

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it" - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." -  Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness.
Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

  "He is not only dull himself;
he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

  "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away - and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:28:35 -0800 Al Wasat - Oct 2011: Forced and Servile Marriages http://hydergulam.com/al-wasat-oct-2011-forced-and-servile-marriage http://hydergulam.com/al-wasat-oct-2011-forced-and-servile-marriage
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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:28:26 -0800 Al Wasat - Nov 2011: Speech for MLP 2011 http://hydergulam.com/al-wasat-nov-2011-speech-for-mlp-2011 http://hydergulam.com/al-wasat-nov-2011-speech-for-mlp-2011
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Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:54:50 -0700 MLP 2011 - Speech for Alumni Dinner http://hydergulam.com/mlp-2011-speech-for-alumni-dinner http://hydergulam.com/mlp-2011-speech-for-alumni-dinner
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Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:29:58 -0700 Resolution On Being Faithful Muslims and Loyal Americans http://hydergulam.com/resolution-on-being-faithful-muslims-and-loya http://hydergulam.com/resolution-on-being-faithful-muslims-and-loya

Resolution On Being Faithful Muslims and Loyal Americans


Resolution of the Fiqh Council of North America
Adopted in its General Body Meeting held in Virginia on September 24-25, 2011
On Being Faithful Muslims and Loyal Americans

Like other faith communities in the US and elsewhere, we see no inherent conflict between the normative values of Islam and the US Constitution and Bill of Rights.
Contrary to erroneous perceptions and Islamophobic propaganda of political extremists from various backgrounds, the true and authentic teachings of Islam promote the sanctity of human life, dignity of all humans, and respect of human, civil and political rights. Islamic teachings uphold religious freedom and adherence to the same universal moral values which are accepted by the majority of people of all backgrounds and upon which the US Constitution was established and according to which the Bill of Rights was enunciated.
The Qur’an speaks explicitly about the imperative of just and peaceful co-existence, and the rights of legitimate self-defense against aggression and oppression that pose threats to freedom and security, provided that, a strict code of behavior is adhered to, including the protection of innocent non-combatants.
The foregoing values and teachings can be amply documented from the two primary sources of Islamic jurisprudence – the Qur’an and authentic Hadith. These values are rooted, not in political correctness or pretense, but on the universally accepted supreme objectives of Islamic Shari’ah, which is to protect religious liberty, life, reason, family and property of all. The Shari’ah, contrary to misrepresentations, is a comprehensive and broad guidance for all aspects of a Muslim’s life – spiritual, moral, social and legal. Secular legal systems in Western democracies generally share the same supreme objectives, and are generally compatible with Islamic Shari’ah.
Likewise, the core modern democratic systems are compatible with the Islamic principles of Shura – mutual consultation and co-determination of all social affairs at all levels and in all spheres, family, community, society, state and globally.
As a body of Islamic scholars, we the members of FCNA believe that it is false and misleading to suggest that there is a contradiction between being faithful Muslims committed to God (Allah) and being loyal American citizens. Islamic teachings require respect of the laws of the land where Muslims live as minorities, including the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, so long as there is no conflict with Muslims’ obligation for obedience to God. We do not see any such conflict with the US Constitution and Bill of Rights. The primacy of obedience to God is a commonly held position of many practicing Jews and Christians as well.
We believe further that as citizens of a free and democratic society, we have the same obligations and rights of all US citizens. We believe that right of dissent can only be exercised in a peaceful and lawful manner to advance the short and long term interests of our country.
The Fiqh Council of North America calls on all Muslim Americans and American citizens at large to engage in objective, peaceful and respectful dialogue at all levels and spheres of common social concerns. We call upon all Muslim Americans to be involved in solving pressing social problems, such as the challenge of poverty, discrimination, violence, health care and environmental protection. It is fully compatible with Islam for Muslims to integrate positively in the society of which they are equal citizens, without losing their identity as Muslims (just as Jews and Christians do not lose their religious identity in doing the same).
We believe that emphasis on dialogue and positive collaborative action is a far better approach than following the paths of those who thrive on hate mongering and fear propaganda. Anti-Islam, anti-Semitism and other similar forms of religious and/or political-based discrimination are all forms of racism unfit for civilized people and are betrayal of the true American as well as Islamic values.
May the pursuit of peace, justice, love, compassion, human equality and fellowship prevail in the pluralistic mosaic that is the hallmark of our nation.

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Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:24:13 -0700 Steve Jobs and the 7 Rules of Success http://hydergulam.com/steve-jobs-and-the-7-rules-of-success http://hydergulam.com/steve-jobs-and-the-7-rules-of-success
Steve Jobs and the 7 Rules of Success

By Carmine Gallo | Entrepreneur

Steve Jobs' impact on your life cannot be underestimated. His innovations have likely touched nearly every aspect -- computers, movies, music and mobile. As a communications coach, I learned from Jobs that a presentation can, indeed, inspire. For entrepreneurs, Jobs' greatest legacy is the set of principles that drove his success.

Over the years, I've become a student of sorts of Jobs' career and life. Here's my take on the rules and values underpinning his success. Any of us can adopt them to unleash our "inner Steve Jobs."

1. Do what you love. Jobs once said, "People with passion can change the world for the better." Asked about the advice he would offer would-be entrepreneurs, he said, "I'd get a job as a busboy or something until I figured out what I was really passionate about." That's how much it meant to him. Passion is everything.

2. Put a dent in the universe. Jobs believed in the power of vision. He once asked then-Pepsi President, John Sculley, "Do you want to spend your life selling sugar water or do you want to change the world?" Don't lose sight of the big vision.

3. Make connections. Jobs once said creativity is connecting things. He meant that people with a broad set of life experiences can often see things that others miss. He took calligraphy classes that didn't have any practical use in his life -- until he built the Macintosh. Jobs traveled to India and Asia. He studied design and hospitality. Don't live in a bubble. Connect ideas from different fields.

4. Say no to 1,000 things. Jobs was as proud of what Apple chose not to do as he was of what Apple did. When he returned in Apple in 1997, he took a company with 350 products and reduced them to 10 products in a two-year period. Why? So he could put the "A-Team" on each product. What are you saying "no" to?  

5. Create insanely different experiences. Jobs also sought innovation in the customer-service experience. When he first came up with the concept for the Apple Stores, he said they would be different because instead of just moving boxes, the stores would enrich lives. Everything about the experience you have when you walk into an Apple store is intended to enrich your life and to create an emotional connection between you and the Apple brand. What are you doing to enrich the lives of your customers?

6. Master the message. You can have the greatest idea in the world, but if you can't communicate your ideas, it doesn't matter. Jobs was the world's greatest corporate storyteller. Instead of simply delivering a presentation like most people do, he informed, he educated, he inspired and he entertained, all in one presentation.

7. Sell dreams, not products. Jobs captured our imagination because he really understood his customer. He knew that tablets would not capture our imaginations if they were too complicated. The result? One button on the front of an iPad. It's so simple, a 2-year-old can use it. Your customers don't care about your product. They care about themselves, their hopes, their ambitions. Jobs taught us that if you help your customers reach their dreams, you'll win them over.

There's one story that I think sums up Jobs' career at Apple. An executive who had the job of reinventing the Disney Store once called up Jobs and asked for advice. His counsel? Dream bigger. I think that's the best advice he could leave us with. See genius in your craziness, believe in yourself, believe in your vision, and be constantly prepared to defend those ideas.

Carmine Gallo is a communications coach, a popular keynote speaker and author of several books including The Presentation Secrets of Steve Jobs and The Innovation Secrets of Steve Jobs. His latest is The Power of Foursquare (McGraw-Hill, 2011).

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Mon, 17 Oct 2011 05:55:44 -0700 Care of the Muslim Patient - DSSIG 2011 http://hydergulam.com/care-of-the-muslim-patient-dssig-2011 http://hydergulam.com/care-of-the-muslim-patient-dssig-2011
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Mon, 17 Oct 2011 05:53:10 -0700 Melbourne Muslim Festival 2011 http://hydergulam.com/melbourne-muslim-festival-2011 http://hydergulam.com/melbourne-muslim-festival-2011
I will be posting more photos soon - of the performers, including the various Saeera Youth flag bearers, as well as some of the many faces in the crowd. Good to see many Muslims there to support the ICV, including some unexpected attendees. Please feel to comment, I value your input.

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Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:45:18 -0700 2011 ICV Annual Report http://hydergulam.com/2011-icv-annual-report http://hydergulam.com/2011-icv-annual-report
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Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:26:59 -0700 Muslim Leadership Program 2011 http://hydergulam.com/muslim-leadership-program-2011 http://hydergulam.com/muslim-leadership-program-2011
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Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:40:16 -0700 Failure as leadership: the Ummah under construction... http://hydergulam.com/failure-as-leadership-the-ummah-under-constru http://hydergulam.com/failure-as-leadership-the-ummah-under-constru
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Fri, 30 Sep 2011 04:06:55 -0700 Google Alert - Hyder Gulam http://hydergulam.com/google-alert-hyder-gulam http://hydergulam.com/google-alert-hyder-gulam

 
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Mon, 22 Aug 2011 09:36:27 -0700 Inspirational quotes http://hydergulam.com/inspirational-quotes http://hydergulam.com/inspirational-quotes

 
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Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:07:19 -0700 A series of small wins... http://hydergulam.com/a-series-of-small-wins http://hydergulam.com/a-series-of-small-wins
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